AATC Season Four Songs Card

"What's the Matter With Kids Today?" is a song originally performed in the musical Bye Bye Birdie that is covered by The Chipmunks in the Alvin and the Chipmunks episode A Rash of Babies.


The Chipmunks:
Kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids today
Kids, who can understand anything they say?
Kids, they are disobedient, disrespectful oafs
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy, loafers
While we're on the subject

Kids, you can talk and talk 'til your face is blue
Kids, but they still do just what they want to do
Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

Kids, what's the devil's wrong with these kids today
Kids, who could guess that they would turn out that way?
Why do we have these children? Better to have a pet

You know where you stand with a pet

The Chipmunks:
What's the matter with kids, what's the matter with kids?
What's the matter with kids today!?!

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