Lyrics
Alvin:
Recently we were interviewed at home on one of those television programs.
Where the man sits in the studio and the cameras are in your home.
I think it was called people to people.
Anyway here's what happened.
Harry:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Tonight we're visiting the home of David Seville and The Chipmunks.
I believe they're expecting us.
Oh there's Dave now.
Good evening Dave.
Dave:
Oh a hello Harry.
Harry:
Um hello Dave.
Dave:
Oh th-there you are Harry.
Harry:
Ugh yes.
Well what a lovely home.
What room are we in now Dave?
Dave:
This is the living room Harry.
Ugh we live here.
Harry:
Say is that a piano there?
Dave:
Piano? Oh yes that is a piano there ugh here.
See?
Harry:
Very nice.
And where are the boys Dave?
Dave:
Right over here Harry.
Simon.
Simon:
Hi.
Harry:
Hello Simon.
Dave:
And Theodore.
Harry:
Hello Theodore.
Theodore:
Hi.
Dave:
And this is Alvin.
Alvin pst Alvin!
Harry:
T-tell me Dave.
What's Alvin really like?
Dave:
Well he's just an average, normal, healthy unaffected...
Alvin:
Hello Harry baby.
Dave:
Come on Alvin cut that out!
Harry:
Well I suppose you and the boys receive a lot of fan mail?
Dave:
Ugh
Alvin:
Oh the usual ammount.
Harry:
My goodness what do they all write about?
Dave:
Well here's a letter from a boy named Melvin.
He wants to know to what do the boys owe their success?
Simon:
Hard work.
Theodore:
Good food.
Alvin:
Tallent.
Dave:
Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named Mary
Who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time
Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely
Theodore:
Okay!
Simon:
Great!
Alvin:
Sure!
Dave:
Simon?
Simon:
I like to play baseball
Dave:
Theodore!
Theodore:
I like to go swimming
Simon & Theodore:
We like to watch movies
Dave:
Alvin?
Alvin:
With pretty women
The Chipmunks:
We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you
Dave:
Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?
The Chipmunks:
We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowling
Alvin:
With pretty women
The Chipmunks:
We like to watch Chester
Alvin:
Mr. Villain
The Chipmunks:
But we don't like to mow the lawn
Rake the leaves
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you
Harry:
Well thank you boys.
And thank you Dave for allowing us to visit your home.
Dave:
Thank you.
It was nice having you.
Harry:
Thank you.
Ugh goodbye Dave.
Goodbye boys.
And now ladies and gentlemen...
Alvin:
I like to break dishes
Dave:
I knew it...
Alvin:
And fight with the squirrels
Dave:
Alvin...
Alvin:
I like to pull pigtails
Dave:
Alvin!
Alvin:
When they're on girls
Dave:
ALVIN!
Simon & Theodore:
We like to eat candy
Dave:
Simon, Theodore!
The Chipmunks:
And talk in school
Dave:
Alvin, just a minute! You-
The Chipmunks:
But we don't like to study much
Arithmetic-
Alvin:
Makes me sick
The Chipmunks:
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you
Dave:
ALVIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE TO FIGHT WITH SQUIRRELS
AND PULL PIGTAILS ON GIRLS AND ARITHMETIC MAKES...
Harry:
Goodnight and lots of luck.