Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier

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Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier sees the USS Booby Prize responding to a distress call and the crew encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy to be exactly the same.

Plot

In their friends backyard for a sleepover Alvin, Simon, and Theodore prepare to watch a movie but are momentarily bothered by their friends parents who makes sure that they washed before sleeping. The movie begins with the USS Booby Prize responding to a distress signal from a planet. On route however the crew encounter an asteroid field as well as a hostile giant vacuum cleaner which they narrowly avoid. The asteroid field is confirmed by Speck (Simon) to be the remains of the planet who sent the distress signal and as a result correctly presumes the vacuum cleaner is responsible for the destruction. Upon discovering this Captain Dirk (Alvin) decides to consult Doctor McRoy (Theodore) on the mission. After a brief humorous argument the three decide to investigate the remains of the planet and arrive via shuttle. Upon arrival the crew discover a barren scorched world. Speck quickly points out that the planet used to be beautiful and full of life and that the destruction has only occured a few hours ago. Shocked that something could cause so much damage in such little time the crew begin to cautiously investigate their surroundings. While investigating they discover a alien family whom they presume are the survivors of the planet and quickly evacuate them to the USS Booby Prize. Once they arrive at the ship they quickly introduce themselves and the alien family reveals that they are responsible for destroying the planet for being different. Surprised by the revelation Dirk decides to order the crew to dress similarly in order to avoid hostility with the aliens and proceed to give them a tour of the ship in order to distract them while he comes up with a plan to be rid of them. Unfortunatly the tour goes horribly as the aliens proceed to vacuum any part of the ship which is different from the others and at the end of the tour a irritated and exhausted Dirk quickly claims that his ship is in shambles. As he continues to contemplate how to rid himself of the destructive family the aliens proceed to kidnap doctor Doctor Mc Roy as a slave and take one of their shuttles back to their home planet prompting Dirk to initiate a rescue mission. As Dirk infiltrates the aliens home he is discovered and detained by the aliens who reveal that they plan to use their vacuum cleaner ship to destroy the USS Booby Prize. Dirk horrified by the prospect quickly convinces the aliens that they are all different and that is what makes them special. The dejected family quickly points out that since they are different that they will also be vacuumed by their own automated ship. Dirk quickly returns to his ship and manages to destroy the giant vacuum cleaner by flying inside it with an asteroid in tow. As the ship begins to depart the aliens contact the crew and informs them that they will no longer force sameness on others. As the movie ends the scene returns to the backyard where a panicked Alvin quickly tries to clean up the backyard as he presumes the mess will enrage their friends parents. However the father quickly shows that he is amused by the mess and claims that boys wll be boys which leads to a relieved Alvin claiming "Parents - you can't live with them, or without them."

Cast

• Alvin Seville as Captain James T. Dirk
• Simon Seville as Mister Speck
• Theodore Seville as Doctor Moamz McRoy
• Jeanette Miller as Lieutenant Uhaha
• Eleanor Miller as Miss Supra