Kiss Conspiracy is an episode of the ALVINNN!!! and The Chipmunks series.
Simon is too embarrassed to kiss his co-star in the school play. So in a moment of desperation, he agrees to allow Alvin to switch identities with him. But to Alvin's dismay, Simon is now credited for "the kiss" and is overrun by all the girls in the school.
Alvin is attempting to fulfill his skateboarding "destiny" when he crashes into a bush to avoid Simon. Alvin and Theodore notice their brother looks upset so they pressure him until Simon reluctantly tells them that he has to kiss his co-star in the school play. Despite Simon wishing to avoid the "gift" of a kiss, his brothers are determined to help teach him to kiss. Alvin states a kiss is a two-step process: pucker and smack. The Chipettes witness Alvin's behavior and Brittany offers press and smooch. In disagreement, the two perform their technique, accidentally kissing each other as a result. Feeling defeated, Simon tells Alvin that Jessie, Alvin's "supergirl," is his co-star so Alvin comes up with a plan to satisfy them both; Alvin and Simon are to switch places at the kissing scene. The kiss brings unwanted attention to Simon (complements, autographs, and girls chasing him), much to the anger of Alvin for stealing his reputation with the ladies. Unable to put up with their current situation, Simon recommends telling the truth, though it doesn't have the effect he hoped for. That night after Simon informs Alvin of his aspirations in a girl and his career, Simon comes up with a final plan. During the final performance of the play, Simon's character informs the audience he doesn't know how to kiss and Alvin swings in to deliver the kiss instead. Simon's bravery and honesty unintentionally flatters the girls and they once again give him chase.
- "He's a Heartthrob" 
- The "flying tickle attack" is a reference to Bromance's "flying squirrel attack."
- It is revealed in this episode that Simon and his brothers have been in school for two years.
- The episode's song may be a reference to the episode Dr. Simon and Mr. Heartthrob.
- When this episode premiered in the US, it aired with a rerun of Safety Third.
- Part of the Summer of Sport DVD.