"If a Monster Comes in Our Room" is an original song performed by The Chipmunks in the direct-to-video film Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.
Lyrics
Theodore: But if a monster came in the room tonight What would we do? What could we do? If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright What would you do? If it was you? Alvin: I’d drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair Stick a dead skunk in his pocket I’d knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep Blast him into space on a rocket I’d send him to his doom If a monster came in my room Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me? Y’all ready to rumble? Bring it on, brother Theodore: But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed What would you do? What could you do? Alvin: With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head Simon: If it were me? Well, let me see I’d multiply pi times his height and his veight To determine mathematically The vay to alter his molecular state And shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah I’d fill him full of dread If a monster sat on my bed The Chipmunks: Ain’t no monster gonna put us down Uh uh, no way We’ll chase his face right outta town That’s what we say Ain’t no monster gonna put us down Uh huh, that’s right ‘Cause we’re the meanest 'munks around We’re tight! Dave: Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep! Alvin: Okay! I am the Munkinator! Simon: If a monster came in and decided to stay Theodore: That wouldn't be very nice! We could ask him politely to go away Alvin: Are we 'munks? Or are we mice? I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword Shoot silly string at his head Simon: I’ll use my blanket like a matador Theodore: I’ll just hide under my bed! Alvin & Simon: NO! The Chipmunks: We’ll make this place his tomb If a monster comes in our room We’ll send him to his doom If a monster comes in our room We’ll blow him up, KABOOM! Dave: I thought I told you boys to go to sleep! The Chipmunks: If a monster comes in our room We’ll send him to his doom If a monster comes in our room We’ll blow him up Theodore: KABOOM! Alvin & Simon: If a monster comes in our room.