Changes: If a Monster Came In

Revision as of 05:20, 25 August 2017

Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks_-_If_A_Monster_Came_In

"If a Monster Came in" is an original song performed by The Chipmunks in the direct-to-video film Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.

Lyrics

Theodore:
But if a monster came in the room tonight
What would we do? What could we do?
If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
What would you do? If it was you?

Alvin:
I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep
Blast him into space on a rocket

I'd send him to his doom
If a monster came in my room

Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?
Y'all ready to rumble?
Bring it on, brother

Theodore:
But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed
What would you do? What could you do?

Alvin:
With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head

Simon:
If it were me? Well, let me see

I'd multiply pi times his height and his veight
To determine mathematically
The vay to alter his molecular state
And shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah

I'd fill him full of dread
If a monster sat on my bed

The Chipmunks:
Ain't no monster gonna put us down
Uh uh, no way
We'll chase his face right outta town
That's what we say
Ain't no monster gonna put us down
Uh huh, that's right
'Cause we're the meanest 'munks around
We're tight!

Dave:
Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!

Alvin:
Okay!
I am the Munkinator!

Simon:
If a monster came in and decided to stay

Theodore:
That wouldn't be very nice!
We could ask him politely to go away

Alvin:
Are we 'munks? Or are we mice?

I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword
Shoot silly string at his head

Simon:
I'll use my blanket like a matador

Theodore:
I'll just hide under my bed!

Alvin & Simon:
NO!

The Chipmunks:
We'll make this place his tomb
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up, KABOOM!

Dave:
I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!

The Chipmunks:
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up

Theodore:
KABOOM!

Alvin & Simon:
If a monster comes in our room

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Song Header
+|PageTags = unverorg
-|Video = Alvin and the Chipmunks - If A Monster Comes In Our Room
+|Video = Alvin and the Chipmunks - If A Monster Came In
-|Description = "'''If a Monster Comes in Our Room'''" is an original song performed by [[The Chipmunks]] in the direct-to-video film ''[[Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein]]''.}}
+|Description = "'''If a Monster Came in'''" is an original song performed by [[The Chipmunks]] in the direct-to-video film ''[[Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein]]''.}}
+<poem>
- '''''Theodore:'''''
+'''''Theodore:'''''
- But if a monster came in the room tonight
+But if a monster came in the room tonight
- What would we do? What could we do?
+What would we do? What could we do?
- If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
+If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
- What would you do? If it was ''you''?
+What would you do? If it was ''you''?
- '''''Alvin:'''''
+'''''Alvin:'''''
- I’d drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair
+I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair
- Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
+Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
- I’d knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep
- Blast him into space on a rocket
+I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep
+Blast him into space on a rocket
- I’d send him to his doom
+I'd send him to his doom
- If a monster came in my room
+If a monster came in my room
- Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?
+Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?
- Y’all ready to rumble?
+Y'all ready to rumble?
- Bring it on, brother
+Bring it on, brother
- '''''Theodore:'''''
+'''''Theodore:'''''
- But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed
+But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed
- What would you do? What could you do?
+What would you do? What could you do?
- '''''Alvin:'''''
+'''''Alvin:'''''
- With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head
+With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head
- '''''Simon:'''''
+'''''Simon:'''''
- If it were me? Well, let me see
+If it were me? Well, let me see
- I’d multiply pi times his height and his veight
+I'd multiply pi times his height and his veight
- To determine mathematically
+To determine mathematically
- The vay to alter his molecular state
+The vay to alter his molecular state
- And shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah
+And shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah
- I’d fill him full of dread
+I'd fill him full of dread
- If a monster sat on my bed
+If a monster sat on my bed
- '''''The Chipmunks:'''''
+'''''The Chipmunks:'''''
- Ain’t no monster gonna put us down
+Ain't no monster gonna put us down
- Uh uh, no way
+Uh uh, no way
- We’ll chase his face right outta town
+We'll chase his face right outta town
- That’s what we say
+That's what we say
- Ain’t no monster gonna put us down
+Ain't no monster gonna put us down
- Uh huh, that’s right
+Uh huh, that's right
- ‘Cause we’re the meanest 'munks around
+'Cause we're the meanest 'munks around
- We’re tight!
+We're tight!
- '''''Dave:''''' Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!
+'''''Dave:'''''
+Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!
- '''''Alvin:'''''
- Okay!
+'''''Alvin:'''''
- I am the Munkinator!
+Okay!
+I am the Munkinator!
- '''''Simon:'''''
- If a monster came in and decided to stay
+'''''Simon:'''''
+If a monster came in and decided to stay
- '''''Theodore:'''''
- That wouldn't be very nice!
+'''''Theodore:'''''
- We could ask him politely to go away
+That wouldn't be very nice!
+We could ask him politely to go away
- '''''Alvin:'''''
- Are we 'munks? Or are we mice?
+'''''Alvin:'''''
+Are we 'munks? Or are we mice?
- I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword
- Shoot silly string at his head
+I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword
+Shoot silly string at his head
- '''''Simon:'''''
- I’ll use my blanket like a matador
+'''''Simon:'''''
+I'll use my blanket like a matador
- '''''Theodore:'''''
- I’ll just hide under my bed!
+'''''Theodore:'''''
+I'll just hide under my bed!
- '''''Alvin & Simon:'''''
- NO!
+'''''Alvin & Simon:'''''
+NO!
- '''''The Chipmunks:'''''
- We’ll make this place his tomb
+'''''The Chipmunks:'''''
- If a monster comes in our room
- We’ll send him to his doom
+We'll make this place his tomb
- If a monster comes in our room
+If a monster comes in our room
- We’ll blow him up, KABOOM!
+We'll send him to his doom
+If a monster comes in our room
+We'll blow him up, KABOOM!
- '''''Dave:''''' I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!
- '''''The Chipmunks:'''''
+'''''Dave:'''''
+I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!
- If a monster comes in our room
- We’ll send him to his doom
+'''''The Chipmunks:'''''
- If a monster comes in our room
+If a monster comes in our room
- We’ll blow him up
+We'll send him to his doom
+If a monster comes in our room
- '''''Theodore:'''''
+We'll blow him up
- KABOOM!
- '''''Alvin & Simon:'''''
+'''''Theodore:'''''
+KABOOM!
- If a monster comes in our room.
+'''''Alvin & Simon:'''''
+If a monster comes in our room
+</poem>
 [[Category:Songs]]
-[[Category:Chipmunk songs]]
+[[Category:Chipmunk Songs]]
-[[Category:Original songs]]
+[[Category:Original Songs]]
 [[Category:Film Songs]]
+[[Category:Film Original Songs]]
+[[Category:No Album Songs]]