Changes: If a Monster Came In

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If a Monster Came in Our Room is the second song performed by the Chipmunks in Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein.

Lyrics

But if a monster came in the room tonightthumb|300px|right

What would we do? What could we do?

If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright

What would you do? If it was you?

I’d drown him with my soaker gun

Glue him to a chair

Put a dead skunk in his pocket

I’d knock him off his feet

with a Judo sweep

Blast him into space on a rocket

I’d send him to his doom

If a monster came in my room

Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?

Y’all ready to rumble?

Bring it on, brother

But if a monster sat of the edge of the bed

What would you do? What could you do?

With a zipper in his neck

And bolts in his head

If it were me? Well, let me see...

I’d multiply pi by his height and his weight

to determine mathematically

The way to alter his molecular state

And shrink him to the size of a flea

I’d fill him full of dread

If a monster sat on my bed

Ain’t no monster gonna put us down

Uh uh, no way

We’ll chase his face right out of town

That’s what we say

Ain’t no monster gonna put us down

Uh huh, that’s right

‘Cause we’re the meanest 'munks around

We’re tight!

"Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep!"

Okay!

I am the Munkinator!

If a monster came in and decided to stay

That wouldn’t be very nice

We could ask him politely to go away

Are we 'munks? Or are we mice?

I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword

Shoot silly string at his head

I’ll use my blanket like a matador

I’ll just hide under my bed

NO!

We’ll make this place his tomb