Don't Rock the Jukebox

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"Don't Rock The Jukebox" is a song originally performed by Alan Jackson. The song is covered by Alvin, featuring Alan Jackson, for their Chipmunks in Low Places album.

Lyrics

Alan:
Hi Alvin, did you get a chance to look over the song?

Alvin:
Yeah! I really like it, I just...

Alan:
Good, 'cause I heard you could be mighty hard to work with.

Alvin:
Who told you that!?!

Alan:
Ah, just about everyone who'd ever worked with ya.

Alvin:
Well it's a lie! They're all just jealous, back-stabbing turkeys!

Theodore:
(Gasp) We are not!

Alvin:
Theodore!

Simon:
Mr. Jackson, I assure you that I am nothing if not professional.

Alan:
Well good, let's get started.
 
Alvin:
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
My heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart-broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
Plus my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Alan:
Now you're wrong Simon, Alvin's not hard to work with.

Simon:
The song's not over Mr. Jackson.

Alvin:
Solo time!

Alan:
Alvin, don't rock the jukebox.
Alvin. It's 'bout to explode.
Well, now you've done it.

Alvin:
I ain't got nothin'
Against rock & roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
Ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money baby
Play a song for me

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
My heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Oh brother, what a mess! What are we going to do?

Alan:
What do you mean we? I'm not paying for it.

Alvin:
But...but...

Alan:
Uh-hu. I tried to warn you not to rock the jukebox, but did you listen?
Nooo. Did I listen when people told me you were pig-headed and obstinate?
Noo. I coulda been out on the lake havin' a good time but uh-uh.
Here I am spending my time with a pain in the butt muskrat or squirrel 
or whatever...