Lyrics
Dave:
And so, Chipmunks, in addition to the many other things I have mentioned,
Scotland is famous for their beautiful highlands and their great poets.
Alvin:
How come that man is wearing a dress?
Dave:
I told you Alvin, that’s not a dress. They’re kilts.
Now let’s sing this wonderful song by Robert Burns.
Alvin:
How come the man wearing the dress is squeezing an octopus?
Dave:
That is not an octopus, it's a bagpipe.
Now let’s sing with dignity!
The Chipmunks:
If a body meet a body
Comin’ thru the rye
If a body meet a body
Need a body cry
Everybody has somebody
Nane, they say, ha'e I
All the girls they smile at me
When comin’ thru the rye
Alvin:
Hey mister piper, can I play your octopus please?
Piper:
Sure laddie.
Alvin:
Simon, you play the drum,
And Theodore, get on the saxophone.
Dave:
You’re playing in the wrong key Alvin.
Simon, will you stop rock-and-rolling that drum?
It's disgraceful.
Theodore, please put that saxophone down.
You just can’t ruin a great song like that boys!
Fellas will you come back here with those instruments!
Alvin! Bring that octopus back...!
Bring that bagpipe back here!
Alvin!