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"Can't Touch This" is a song originally sung by MC Hammer that is covered by The Chipmunks in the album The Chipmunks Rock the House. The song is also included in the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel video game and was sung by just Theodore Seville during the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Musical tour.

Album & Video Game Version

The Chipmunks:
You can't touch this, you can't touch this
You can't touch this, you can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet"

It feels good, when you know you're down
A super old homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (you can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (you can't touch this)
Yeah, let me bust the rap (you can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks and pants
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little beat and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch

Yo, I told you (you can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (you can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucker (you can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em now
They know
You talking about the Chipmunks, you talking about a show

That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit (oh, oh)

That's word because you know (oh, oh)
Break it down!
Woooah, woooah!
Stop, Alvin time!

Go with the flow, it is said
If you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair

This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump, bump

Yeah! (you can't touch this)
Look, man (you can't touch this)
You gotta get hype, boy (you can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in

Break it down!
Woooah, woooah!
Stop, Alvin time! (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

You can't touch this (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
You can't touch this (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

Break it down!
Woooah, woooah!
Stop, Alvin time!

Every time you see me
Alvin's just so hype
I'm wild on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?

When Alvin's making records the charts won't quit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Alvin, go Alvin, go Alvin, go Alvin"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this (oooh)
I told you, you can't touch this (oooh)
Are you listening homeboy?
You can't touch this (oooh)

Word to your mother
You can't touch this (oooh)
Alvin time!
You can't touch this

Live Version[]

Theodore:
Ohh, oh, don't touch this, noo
Don't touch this, oh (woah)
Achy tummy, ohh
Don't touch this, ohh

My, my, my, ohh (woah, woah, woah)

Oo, ee, aa, ohh (woah)

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