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"A Comes Before B" is an original song performed by Alvin Seville and is part of A Very Merry Chipmunk and Christmas with The Chipmunks (2012) albums. Though the melody is similar to "Jingle Bells," the lyrics are original.


Alvin comes before Bart!
Alvin comes before Bert!
Alvin comes before

Alvin! What are you talking about?

A comes before B, Theodore!
Or have you forgotten too?
Now, step aside!
I have something to say to Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho!

Santa, I'm upset
Please hear my desperate plea
Something's very wrong
I smell conspiracy!

We need to stop this now
It's gotten out of hand
If you respect the alphabet
I beg you, take a stand!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
A comes before B!
But Barney, Beavis, Butthead
Are now in front of me!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
I tell you, it's a sin!
So put the B's where they belong
Behind the A's again!

Just the other night
I turned on the TV
Bugs was selling sneakers
To Barney and Betty

I stayed up all that night
Afraid to go to bed
For if I slept another B
Might rear its ugly head!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Bart is a big hit
Beast has got his Beauty
And Barbie never quits!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Bam-Bam's on the rise
If Baby Boo-Boo makes a comeback
I'm just gonna die!

Santa, I'm afraid
It's like an awful flu
Once the B-bug gets you
You'll forget me, too

Your head will be like mush
You'll be in such a daze
You'll stuff the stockings for the B's
And throw away the A's!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
I'll be in a funk
If the B's get all the toys
And I get all the junk

Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Won't you help me, please!
Never through our history
Has A come after B